
Aren’t you and maybe you’ve set a date for the wedding, hmm? And because you know you’re going to get married you don’t have to take our health care plan seriously.

They don’t really buy much.ĭeleted Scene 8 Dwight: Why do you want health care, Pam? Hmm? Why do you want it?ĭwight: Why don’t you just go ahead and use Roy’s health care plan, huh?ĭwight: But you’re engaged. They got some really interesting old mining tools.

Man on Phone: Well, there’s the adjacent Anthracite Heritage Museum. So um, once you get down into the mine, what do you do? Is it like, uh… Do you have laser tag down there or something? Man on Phone: It’s an industrial coal elevator. Man on Phone: Well, it goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly. Michael: Well, it says here that it’s a 300ft drop. Man on Phone: You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It’s not really a ride. And I was thinking that maybe we could bring them down to go on your big ride. Um, trying to give the troops here a little bit of a boost. No, actually to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Man on Phone: Oh, I think we already did our order this month. Dunder Mifflin, we supply your office paper. Michael: Hey, hey Craigers, my man! It is Michael Scott here. It’s probably one of the most popular in the state. A buddy of mine runs this tourist attraction, actually it’s big. Pam: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?ĭeleted Scene 7 Michael: Well, it is time to call in a little favor. Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will. Jim: OK, well, if you’ve never been sick, then you don’t have any antibodies.ĭwight: I don’t need them. Jim: Well, why did you do that? You work here, don’t you want good insurance?ĭwight: Don’t need it. Jim: You cut more than you had to, didn’t you? Because you cut everything.ĭwight: Aww, times are tough, Pam. Are you really in charge of picking the health care plan? Jim: If it’s the same thing, then why did you write “workspace”?ĭwight: Just knock, Please? As a sign of respect for your superior.ĭwight: Oh gee, then why do I have an office? Michael: When have you ever done that?ĭwight: Uh, knock, please. Jan: Sometimes a manager, like yourself, has to deliver the bad news to the employees. Michael: Well, it’s a suicide mission, you know. Um… It won’t be popular decision around the old orifice. Michael: Well, that is kind of a tough assignment. So you just need to pick a provider and choose the cheapest plan. Jan: You know the whole reason that we’re doing this, is to save money.
#DOCTOR WHO SEASON 1 EPISODE 2 QUOTES CRACK#
Michael: You gotta crack these things open. Jan: The Gold Plan? I’m not even on that plan. Michael: I think it was you who didn’t look closely enough at the Gold Plan. Jan: Wait, acupuncture? None of the plans have acupuncture. I am going to go with the one with the acupuncture, therapeutic massage, you know, the works. Michael: I am going to go with the best, Jan. Jan: So, which health plan have you decided on?
